Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

Swiftie

Someone with good music taste.

I love handing Creighton the aux cord because he is such a swiftie.

by Ozaarc May 20, 2024

swifties

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history

swifties are so miserable

by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024

Swiftie

A swiftie is someone who loves taylor swift. They are often preppy and always follows the mainstream trends. there is nothing wrong with just liking her music. But it starts to get bad when you drag others down because they dont like her or other problems

Example one:
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"

by Silly_C4M3R4_SHY June 2, 2024

Swiftie

A huge, die-hard fan of Taylor Swift.

“Omg, are you a swiftie?”

by Lights a June 10, 2024

swifties

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons

by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024

Swiftie

A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 20, 2024