This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.
Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.
by Sarah A. Thompson September 6, 2006
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bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")
bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")
Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?
Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)
(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."
Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)
Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!
Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)
(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."
Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)
Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!
by bshaft May 19, 2009
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Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.
by New World Ebola May 14, 2020
Get the Chimney sweep mug.The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.
by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011
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These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009
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by PFC Collins April 3, 2017
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It's mostly felt in the face.
It's mostly felt in the face.
by thisplacesucksass November 27, 2019
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