shit-swabbing

two of the greatest, non-sexual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to shit really bad and you finally relieve yourself. And, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!

Dude, I'm totally shit-swabbing on the toilet right now. :)

by Nicolettefob June 5, 2010

Swabble

A provactive word that really has no meaning yet is directed at someone in a sexy manner.

Bitch swabble me

by chrissydanger August 18, 2010

u betta sebbie

to settle down, the act of settling down

Pete: hey that food was pretty good
Faucher: yeah it was real good
Pete: u betta sebbie

by Bobesta April 24, 2008

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

Swerboid

A fake drug made up by a USD survey crew to ensure that those taking the survey were paying attention.
Slang names include: "Swerbs" and "The beads."

Hey man, lets sneak out back and do some Swerboids!

by Jorden Harvey July 24, 2008

Swerbing

Slightly Weird And Disturbing

OMG that person was swerbing

by vVv REP vVv March 8, 2010

Sweb

To rub ones testicles on another’s face

“I woke to jack swebbing on me”

by synee n neck June 24, 2019