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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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Superman pills

I'm convinced Clarke Kent was just an ordinary guy who got an adderall prescription...... and boom; superman pills
by The stoned chef August 21, 2016
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Black Superman

An alcoholic cocktail originated in the Bay Area. The Black Superman is a potent drink and only the strong will survive it. BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse has perfected this drink. Definitely not for the lightweights. After a few of these, you’ll believe you can fly too.

The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda (optional)
Float 1/2 oz Chambord
Garnish with lemon or Maraschino cherry
Bartender, I’ll have a Black Superman. I plan on going up, up and away tonight.”
by KaezTheGreat July 10, 2018
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zombie superman

Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!
by Scared shitless October 11, 2004
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Superman punch

A devestating mixed martial arts striking technique in which a fighter lunges off the lead leg and strikes an opponent with a flying punch from the trailing, strong hand. Named for its resemblence to poses struck by Superman in the pages of DC comics.
My opponent dropped his hands, so I knocked him out with a Superman punch.
by Luke Peña March 1, 2007
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Superman Syndrome

A term used to describe a person who looks completely unrecognizable when they take off or put on glasses.
Dude 1: *waves to a guy in the hall
Dude 2: Hey who's that?
Dude 1: Oh, that's George.
Dude 2: Really? I couldn't recognize him without his glasses.
Dude 1: Yeah, he's got superman syndrome
by ksdedoof December 7, 2013
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Superman Cape

The act of jizzing on an individual's upper back and sticking the sheets to their back and let it dry to make a cape.
It hurt to take off the superman cape after a long night of hard fucking.
by Drew P. Weener May 28, 2009
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