super straight 

people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

super straight by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023

Super Straight 

A term for stupid straight people that don't know that it's a normal thing to only like a certain type of genitals. Or, they just want to be oppressed and their fragile masculinity prevents them from openly admitting they're submissive. And, most commonly, an excuse to piss off trans people minding their own business.

Trans person: Hi, wanna go out
Super Straight: Ok, but are you trans and have the genitalia that's associated with the opposite gender?
Trans person: Yeah, is that a dealbreaker?
Super Straight: For some reason, instead of saying I don't want to date them, I will throw a fit about my personal opinions and whine about someone's existence.

Super Straight by bee movie guy's bitch April 6, 2023

super straight 

A sexuality that means to date cis women/men and cis women/men alone this sexuality of course is for "straight" people who wants to be oppressed super badly, has possible connection with the neo-Nazi movement, and their flag has the colors of fur affinity logo (black) and grindr (orange)

TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis

person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh

super straight by nova (she/her) May 23, 2023

Super Straight 

One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex, obviously excluding disgusting trans people.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colors of Pornhub.com

Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)

Jeff: Hey, do you like girls

Alex: Yes

Jeff: What about trans girls

Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.

Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?

Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.

Super Straight by TrueDefinitions21 September 12, 2023

super straight 

a transphobic person who is too scared to admit they are transphobic they also are very closeted and like big long pp up they bussy. super straight basically means you are so straight that you are gay.

guy 1- hey would you date a trans person
guy 2- no i'm super straight

guy 1- cool dude show me your dick

super straight by bigfatbussy March 7, 2021

Super Straight 

A made up sexual orientation to make homophobic and transphobic people feel better about themselves.

“I’m not transphobic, I’m Super Straight.”

Super Straight by No one important ——- March 7, 2021

super straight 

a man who is bisexual but is too scared to come out of the closet

hey would you date a trans women?
no they weren’t born a women
oh so you date trans men?
what! no

but that’s what you just said
no a trans male is male

soo that means a trans women is a women

no he’s a male
so that means a trans man is a women?
what?

ur just bi bby <3
super straight is stupid and doesn’t exist

super straight by thatonepangirl <3 March 7, 2021