spanaconda

It refers to a man wearing spandex, which clearly outlines his "junk".

I was at the bike race today and the spanaconda was everywhere!

by Typosuction February 18, 2010

Spandan

A super sexy and talented man! His walking is like that of an old man and his voice is draggy but his xxs (pp) makes up for it. He has no friends but his mommy loves him a lot so that's good

Example: Spandan is such a mama's boy

by Lmaolmaook April 13, 2021

texttention span

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.

Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.

by LBeverly June 29, 2011

spandizzle monizzle

spanked monkey

you got a face like a spandizzle monizzle

by Omar Pookhan September 26, 2003

Spandoo

A really ugly girl, like pig shit ugly
See 'SEB SCALE'

'Mate, that blind date was a fucking spandoo!'

by OlieOlieOlie June 14, 2008

spanco

A unit of currency that fluctuates wildly with every other currency. It is useful for emphasizing how expensive something is or in wagers when one does not want to use the common currency. Individuals can decided how spancos can be redeemed as well as the exchange rate, when presented with them.

I bet you 5 spancos you can't touch your elbows behind your back.

That restaurant will cost at least 1 million spancos.

by Timmy Ho's February 20, 2009

Spandex Worm

The Disease of Richard Simmons

he has one serious case of spandex worm

by john roggers September 13, 2004