A person that lives in an area that is void of any culture. A suburbanite frequents strip malls and goes to Home Depot with the mindset that these are the only options they have and wonder why. Suburbanites live a life of apathty and allow things to happed around them and do nothing about it. They are content without having independant businesseses in their communities. Instead, they support Starbucks or WalMart companies that contribute nothing to their community that surburbanites pay taxes in. Suburbanites live in the land of make believe. Suburbanites learn everything about the outside world from the televlision.
If you hear someone say something ignorant, racist or sexist, justs ay "go back to surburbia" or "you're such a surburbanite".
by EvilivE August 11, 2004
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"So where do you come from Geoff?"
"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"
"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"
by MrChuffy June 19, 2009
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Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.
by DookieNookie February 8, 2019
Get the Jesus of suburbia mug.a group of people on the net who help promoted bands if they get into street teams. if they do get into a street team they get a "swag" of promo goodies to give out to kids and people. Prizes are involved and you send in reports of what you've done.
by Margaret April 13, 2004
Get the suburban force mug.Another word for boom box. one of those old school boom boxes you see b-boys kicking it on the block with...well that was in the 80's ... now we disrupt suburbia with DA KABOOM BOX!! aka the suburban disrupter. they have to take batteries in order to disrupt the whole area up close and personal.
by chris187420 November 20, 2006
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"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"
by Hartless April 23, 2009
Get the Suburbagirth mug.At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
by Burban Blumkin April 12, 2011
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