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Text-ican Standoff

When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.

Also see Textual Standoff
Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?

Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
by RatBoy May 28, 2018
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Three Dot Standoff

When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.
While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...

Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
by Palomino1 February 27, 2020
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Mexican Shit Standoff

When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
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British-American standoff

The British-American standoff is a situation in chess, where one side has lost the queen and the other side lost two towers.
-Yestarday, Tommy and I played chess.
-Was it intense?
-Yes, we ended up in the British-American standoff quite early.
by MeavyHetal September 12, 2022
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Sundog

A homosexual act of sodomy doggy style on the beach in broad daylight.
Usually by two males.
Look at those two sundogging on the beach.
by Hightime November 8, 2009
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stunoying

A girl who cannot help but make such a great number stupid comments that her presence alone annoys the crap out of you.
That bitch is stunoying.
by me February 2, 2005
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oreo standoff

an event in which an oreo is placed in a circle or men and the last person to ejaculate on the oreo has to eat it.
hey guys, let's have an oreo standoff
by 45yt June 2, 2005
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