Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"
Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"
Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"
Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
by heythewhat January 07, 2012
The slogan for the popular Boston based online blog Barstoolsports.com. Made popular by the sites followers, "stoolies" either taking pictures of themselves holding a sign with the slogan in foreign countries, at famous landmarks, in various US cities, or holding up a sign behind newscasters at sporting events.
Ex1:Hey prez love the blog. Viva La Stool.
Ex2: Guy 1: Hey bro did you see that guy holding the Viva La Stool sign behind John Kruk at the Sox last night?
Guy 2: Yea dude, El Prez is taking over the world!
Ex2: Guy 1: Hey bro did you see that guy holding the Viva La Stool sign behind John Kruk at the Sox last night?
Guy 2: Yea dude, El Prez is taking over the world!
by Stoolie4Life April 11, 2011
The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.
Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.
by Snoone March 21, 2018
When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022
"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
by My Cancer has AIDS March 20, 2014
by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022