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stoned to the hilt

to be completly and utterly stoned to the point where you can hardly walk, and make noises and sometime loose the feeling in your feet.
Can be adapted into a verb.
EX1
Person1: "jeez, i am stoned to the hilt!!"

EX2
Person1: "to the hilt?"
Person2: "to the nth
by Jonathan and Lee September 1, 2008
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stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned
mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin
by immastoned December 28, 2007
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stoned face

the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking
see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.
by im not kangaroo December 22, 2010
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Stoned eyes

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.
Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’
by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019
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Stoned football

Football played where you are stoned on different drugs. For example Marijuana where you stumble around ect. and just have fun. PCP,for example: Oh my God that football is a God damned snake! Esctasy: That football feels so good so...so...so...footbally.
by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010
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stoned bones

that beat down feeling your body has the day after a long night of stoning
me: "god man i cant go to work today i have such bad stoned bones"

friend: Werd dude
by PingPang June 25, 2009
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stoned without a smoke

It is a phrase which means you feel stoned without the bodily harm of the drugs.
Guy: Dude! I feel stoned without a smoke!
Friend: Dude! So do I!
by Jared Peterson April 28, 2008
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