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stone two birds with one bong hit

To complete two jobs with one action.
Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!
by Chiagulera May 24, 2009
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stone age

A period in a persons life, usually during high school, college and/or unemployment, spent mostly under the influence of marijuana.
His sophomore year in college was a real stone age. People called him and his roommate 'Fred and Barney'.
by spaa August 7, 2010
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stone cold bi-atch

An extremely snooty, self-centered, superficial, girl. Most commonly associated with the "popular" crowd (aka a bunch of other scb's).
Dude 1: Delaney is such a stone cold bi-atch.

Dude 2: Indeed.
by El Tipo November 20, 2010
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stone grinder

Ski and snowboard tuning machines are most often referred to by the ski tech as a stone grinder.

Not everyone working in a ski or snowboard shop turning screws can operate a stone grinder.

In the wrong hands, a stone grinder can remove fingers, hands and, (if the ski tech has really long hair) the dude's entire head.
I knew this kid who was turning screws in a snowboard shop and destroyed a new snowboard when the customer handed him a green pass and he let go of the board.

The ski shop owner caught his ski tech pouring dirty bong water into the holding tank of his $85,000 stone grinder.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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Stone Temple Pilots

Ancient Aztec priests who use magic to fly humungous stone pyramids around the earth, often conduct bombing runs on Holland and remote parts of California.
The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!
by Coffin Henry June 25, 2006
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stone cold sucka

loser; punk. Completely unworthy. Usually described as someone who demonstrates very idiotic things.
Don't call your boyfriend back. That stone cold sucka is cheating on you!
by JKC July 15, 2005
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stone cold stunner

A wrestling maneuver whereas the performer of the move places his opponents jaw or throat on his shoulder and pulls downward, resulting in the performers buttox hitting the ground and the victims jaw or throat receiving a damaging impact. Also known as the "Ace Crusher", "The Last Dance" or a modified jawbreaker.
Steve Austin executed a stone cold stunner on the rock to secure a pin fall
by John Thunder November 9, 2003
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