Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

stoned

Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy! Therefore I'll get stoned

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

stone

a person who thinks they know everything, argues about everything even if they agree with the other person.

argues for the sake of arguing.

goddamn, that kid is such a stone.

by shawn stone May 12, 2007

stone

A person that is not active, in both actions and thoughts.

–adjective:

A person who is too slow in thinking that literally comes to a stop.

Often used to describe an awkward pause during a speech or conversation, where the speaker freeze and stares blankly.

Another word for Blank.

Team Leader: "Alright everybody errr...." *SILENT*
Member A: "Our Leader just Stoned".

Everybody: *silent* *silent* *silent*

Michelle: "Gosh!! lets go ppl, dont just stone here?!?"

Mary: "Is it ok to leave him behind?"
John: "Dont worry, he can sit there and stone all day"

by sggreans April 15, 2010

stoned

wen ur so high ur mor than fukt up

"dooooooood im so fukt up"
"no man ur stoned bitch"

by capron April 9, 2004

stoned

brain scramble

oh my god im STONED!!!!!!!!!!

by Karl Jackson September 16, 2003

stoned

the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye

he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers

by bakedlobster September 8, 2010