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John Stewart

Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
by Wendy January 20, 2005
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Kristen Stewart

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.
Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.
by Sand Strom August 4, 2009
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Charlotte Stewart

Someone who comes onto Urban Dictionary and make definitions just to bully people or prove a point. They also like trucks.
Charlotte: I like big trucks and he dissed them so I'm going to make a definition of his name on Urban dictionary.

Holly: You're such a Charlotte Stewart!
by IShankDeep November 20, 2018
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connor stewart

Connor Stewart is a boy who smashes only the finest of pussys and turns them into kebabs that not even dogs would eat , he is the centre of the earth and pussy.
Connor Stewart fucked me sooooo good 😍
by Connorx January 14, 2016
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rod stewart

An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.
by Cuntbung October 29, 2003
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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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rod stewart

rod stewart

Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.


Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003

And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
by TRUTH December 13, 2004
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