fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.

person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"

by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011

Standing in the G.A.P

When a person is praying on your behalf.

When you tell someone about something thats happening in your life, they will stand in the G.AP.

Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you

by Cman1989 September 1, 2013

stinging propeller

stinging propeller: When a packet for Salt and Vinegar crisps is used as a condom during sexual intercourse of any type. Often this causes servere rashes on the penile area and can lead to the developement of VSR on the Penis. Sometimes a Cheese and Onion Crisp packet can be used, see 'Wobbly Propeller' for more details. See 'VSR' for more details on that.

Quick, we need to stinging propeller! I don't give a damn about you getting VSR or the fact that there are in a children's playground!

by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014

stinging jerries

When you're smoking a joint and you get down to the very end and it gets extremely harsh

You wanna hit this man? It's down to the stinging jerries

by Stinging Jerry August 9, 2017

stanningjuliannie

A bad bitch that doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks. She is also a fan page for Annie LeBlanc Although her account keeps getting deleted by Instagram she still comes back.
She never gives up. And just says straight facts.

stanningjuliannie is so beautiful. She is so dedicated.

by Asher Angel October 12, 2019

Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.

Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."

by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020