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Fat Nerd Standards

A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.
Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.
by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010
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Satandamn

Ahhh, that satandamned hooker stole all my satandamned money. SATANDAMN!
by Kenjitheninja January 28, 2007
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Shanda

Careful your dealing with a type 2 Madusa, because when you look into her memorizing brown eyes, you're heart is trapped instantly. When your within her spell, u don't have to worry, since this girl is extremely attractive.
Oh fuck, Phil did you experience a Shanda
by Bubbha 12 April 9, 2011
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Weekly Standard

Gay sexual position in which ones penis is placed between his partners thighs...thrusting then occurs until ejaculation.
Chip's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Morris in his favorite position, the weekly standard.
by Leo D Felcher January 21, 2005
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Scandal

Something that happens; a series of events. Something that is currently happening, what a person is up to, the news.
Hay man, I heard you and your bird were breaking up, what's the scandal?
by rootdown November 7, 2004
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San Francisco Sandals

Clifton made Hammetter put his San Francisco Sandals on before he sucked Cliftons dick.
by lcaf October 1, 2006
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Scandal

The propaganda term used by the mainstream media and so-called government 'leaders' in lieu of the word 'CRIME' when describing obvious crimes perpetrated by the 1%.
Benghazi scandal. Libor fraud scandal. IRS Scandal. Fast and Furious scandal. Mortgage fraud scandal....etc.
by BrainCell August 20, 2013
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