stale penis

Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

by stale fungus July 8, 2015

Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.

Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."

by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017

Stale breath

Breath that doesn't smell like much but you can still smell it

"Uncle Judy had stale breath that was unpleasant and unflavored"

by Iamfunnyiknow September 18, 2017

stale quad

When a man ejaculates either on an object or on a body part on their partner and it remains there until it becomes stale.

It looks like u have a stale quad stuck to your face.

by Roxy mf foxy December 9, 2017

scaled gradient

A nail art design created by Simply Nailogical (I think) that involves two (or three, or four) gradients on the same nail.

Person 1: That is some cool nail art!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!

Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!

by A_Holo_Human_Person April 19, 2019

Stale Pancake

Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.

Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...

by ThicccccJuiceBox April 17, 2020

Stale Popcorn

A movie that you've seen too many times.

Chris: Wanna watch this movie?
Me: Nah. I've seen it so many times that it's stale popcorn.

by Fricky-Fresh May 20, 2020