Zach Staley

The CEO of sex himself also know as the 15 dollar man and Chodius Maximus.

Yeah I have a lot of fully clothed sex, I'm basically Zach Staley

by Redacted_Man September 8, 2019

Nude-stalga

Looking back at old nudes to remember them old wanks

Cam “i’m gunna load up my old phone for some Nude-stalga”
Tom “nice bro send them over”

by Battista2033 February 2, 2021

Stalkaphile

A Stalker who follows young children. Combination of stalker and pedophile.

Young Girl: That man is following me!

Adult: mm. He must be a stalkaphile.

by nutshak March 15, 2009

stalagshites

naturally occuring, upward pointing, turdiferous deposits, which form in porcelain basins.

urgh, someones left stalagshites!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003

stareable

one who is easily stared at.

he is very stareable.

by Amanda Buzz July 5, 2006

stalefish

It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.

Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.

by A Tiggles December 19, 2008

Staten Island Stalefish

I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!

Good wholesome fun!!

Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!

by Catdaddy November 9, 2006