Stalin

One of the types of units used to measure the degree of mass genocides. The typical conversion is 1 Stalin = 18,000,000 deaths

Alongside Stalins, a unit known as hitlers are also used to measure 3,000,000 deaths

This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa

Alongside Stalins, a unit known as hitlers are also used to measure 3,000,000 deaths

This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa

by AverageLawAbidingCitizen November 9, 2018

stabani

1. Someone of greatness.
2. A Superior Webdesigner
3. Not Generally a Nerd, however, many think he is
4. Computer Expert
5. Someone with great intellectual ability and is destined for greatness.
6. A Man who has a large gallery of music, not necessarily that is popular.
7. A Generally warm-hearted caring cheerful guy with a upliffting attitute.
8. An All-round computer expert, from hardware to software
9. Somenone who amazes anyone who see's him.

stabani is derived from the ruritharian "stabani" which means "to amaze". It also was a clan of computer experts in 3rd world countries

That guy is destined to be a Stabani

I require A Stabani for that development project.

by steven williams April 1, 2004

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin is amazing, like truly amazing. Look Joseph Stalin up in my dictionary and just one word is written: perfect. You may think that I am just massively soppy or love drunk, but I speak the honest truth. Joseph Stalin has the incredible, super-human ability to make me smile even more than I usually do, just by doing the simplest thing. This guy is the epitome of awesome, I’m not joking; he makes me just the happiest. He has the most wicked personality and sense of humour that can make me giggle for, I’d say, a good half hour. However, it’s not just Joseph Stalin’ personality that’s amazing, so are his looks, even though he denies this fact! Joseph Stalin can make me feel like the most special and important girl in the world (even though I’m blatantly not) and I trust that he loves me, for the all right reasons. He is talented, but not a show off – well, maybe, occasionally – though, he’s impressive. Joseph Stalin is really good at drawing and makes me feel on top of the actual world when he hugs me and holds me in his arms, even after a terrible day. I often worry that I’m not good enough because this boy deserves someone incredible, but back off ladies, he’s mine! I would be an idiot to lose such a funny, kind and amazing guy – I am many things, but certainly not an idiot. To have him in my little life makes me unbelievably happy; Joseph Stalin makes me grin like a fool.

Mao: Yo that Joseph Stalin dude is a chad! Always wished I was him
Kim-Jong Un: Did you hear that Stalin got a 4.0 GPA? 1700 on the SAT too!
Hitler: Stalin just stole my long time gf, but who cares, he's a better person than I am!

by Gay Russian May 8, 2019

Stalagmite

The act of being not funny

"After Pat made a dumb joke, we all told him that he was stalagmite"

by Michael Albert November 10, 2004

stalinize

To kill mercilessly, with no regret. Usually by slitting the throat by grabbing a person from behind.

Listen, shut the fuck up or I'll stalinize your ass!

If you don't cut it out I'll go stalin on your ass!

by CornMaster February 2, 2004

left of Stalin

An expression describing someone who's an extreme liberal/leftist, often to the point of irritating the people around them. While Stalin is considered to be "left-wing," his politics are nothing like most modern liberals or leftists (since he was a neurotic totalitarian autocrat), so the expression is somewhat nonsensical and certainly a total exaggeration. It really rolls of the tongue, though, which makes it fun to use.

Guy #1: "Blah, blah, Noam Chomsky, capitalism is evil, EATING ANIMALS IS LIKE SLAVERY/THE HOLOCAUST/(insert irrelevant historical tragedy here), I hate America. brb putting on my Che Guevara t-shirt."
Guy #2: "Guy #1 needs to stop posting his whiny left-wing shit on Facebook. Goddamnit I voted for Obama and agree with the Democrats, but he's to the left of Stalin!"
Guy #3: "You know, Noam Chomsky and Stalin would hate each other."
Guy #2: "No shit, Sherlock. I'm just being melodramatic."
Guy #3: "Gotcha. Yeah, he needs to shut his ass up."

by Irritated Moderate August 25, 2013

Stalanx

Stalanx is epic and carried cody's clan and is a professional ego destroyer.

Stalanx always bullies froz

by prec xnalats November 7, 2021