carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

stainedxrare

Absolute queen who loves Selena and aways friendly and kind. And love everyone except Selena's hater

I love stainedxrare

by Smrqueen October 15, 2020

stainepoke

a knacksacjobbyjabberinmuthafucker

ur a stainepoke ya dobber

by stutterinbawsackz December 29, 2002

Stainepoke

a knacksac

ur a stainepoke

by stutterinbawsackz December 29, 2002

stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.

"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!

by george tony October 30, 2004

Steined

To cheat a friend at a video game, then deny it.

My friend Rob Steined me when we played Madden.

by thuglove January 7, 2009

swained

Swained-(V, past tense) When someone gets you in trouble and then acts like you are friends afterward.

Kevin: Can you believe this shit? This dude snitched on me, then I lost my job, now he's trying to hang out after we get off work.

Randall: Oh shit man, he swained you like that. damn son.
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James: WHY the FUCK did you fall asleep at work?
Ezell: I was tired.
James: Wrong Answer. Now you gotta hold my pocket until we done here...but after that, we can go get some beers later and bullshit.
Ezell: I don't want any beers, I ain't being swained like that homie.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011