Squeeze Cheese

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.

Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !

by Zeflar July 1, 2004

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.

Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.

by weave August 22, 2003

Squeeze it

1. In men's gymnastics, Region 5's (and Marvin Kimble's) motto/catch phrase

2. Masturbation

1. "Did you see Stace Erv stick that dismount?!"
"Hell yeah thats how you squeeze it!"

2. "Dude, Jacoby already squeezed it twice and we've only been at camp for 45 minutes!"

by squeezeit555 August 15, 2010

Squeezer to the dome

1. Miming a masturbatory action followed by a flinging action directed at the face of another person. While miming these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

1. Getting laid off is a real squeezer to the dome.

2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.

3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.

by Johnny Looselips May 23, 2010

Squeeze & Savor

To arouse oneself in the garage or woodshed to the tune of a 10 cd box set of nudie pics

"that guy really knows how to squeeze and savor"

by greggles January 11, 2004

squeegebag

window-washer slang for "noob"
-a novice at window-washing, one who does not know what they are doing.
All talk, no skill.

When Aaron Krupb used a rag to wipe down a window, we knew he was a squeegebag

by FineShine55 August 4, 2008

Squeegee boys

The boys in da city or da hood that go up to your car without asking and began cleaning the windows to get money. Can be intimidating and scary though they are ages 7-14.

1. Frank: Hey Mark, could I borrow 10 dollars for lunch today?

Mark: No sorry those damn squeegee boys guilted me to give them money.

Frank: Damnit

2. Faith: Hey is that Josiah?

Ashley: No! That's just a squeegee boy!

by onionjohn2246 November 5, 2013