Spulf

homework induced vomit

I am going to spulf all over myself if I have to read one more page of this book.

by zepper October 6, 2009

Spurfing

the act of urination directly after masturbation causing excess sperm to surf down the stream

after having sex i felt a little excess nut custard so i decided to go spurfing

by the spurf king September 1, 2010

soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

Spuffy

n. The momentary full body muscular contraction immediately following the action of an early morning bladder release or the act of yawning.

No I'm not seizing. That was just a spuffy.

by PlatinumLuthier September 15, 2011

spuff

(v) To sleep, to slumber; to go to bed.

I'm tired. I'm gonna go spuff!

by Scaise November 1, 2005

spuff

(Verb) The sound that a peeve makes.

The peeve rolled around in the air, making gratified spuffing noises.

by Edward June 17, 2003

spum

stupid, use to call so one an idiot

You are so spummy

u are such a spum

by vicky t April 27, 2003