guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
by kent vandals September 24, 2013
the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.
person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!
by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011
A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.
by Zehn39 February 20, 2020
A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.
I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.
by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016
girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.
by jimmybomm June 04, 2020
Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day
2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
by The master cock November 24, 2021
Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.
man: Hey will you suck me off?
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
by Spunkwood November 16, 2010