Hookins sprinkler

A mixture of the dance move 'the sprinkler' done in the middle of the club whilst jerking your love stick.

That dude on the dance floor was doing the Hookins sprinkler- what a dick!

Or can be just abbreviated - that dude is such a Hookins!

by HarryBb November 17, 2011

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

tittie sprinkles

freckles on a womans boobies

tits boobs hooters boobies melons titties sweater meatjugstittie sprinkles

by sulfurboy February 21, 2009

shrinkle

The combination of the words "shrink" and "wrinkle," used mainly to describe articles of clothing.

Those pants are shrinkle resistant - they won't shrink or wrinkle!

by Dana_S August 27, 2005

Sprinkles

a code name for spirits mixed with juice or any other innocuous beverage

Neb: Hey, you want some juice?
Chibbles: Na, son, juice is for fags.
Neb: Are you sure? Its got sprinkles.
Chibbles: Ah hellz yeah! I likes sprinkles.

by Nebtastic July 12, 2010

ink sprinkler

Someone who writes a lot of useless or unread content. A hack writer. One who writes indiscriminately. Often unscrupulous, vain, or mercenary in nature.

Man! did you read that ten page press release Ira wrote for the KKK? What an ink sprinkler! He'll write anything for a buck and a byline!

by Jack Bard August 1, 2006