Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019

Spalding

When someone is sped and balding, at the same time

Me: "Damm, Peap is spalding"

by erguhgehri November 19, 2019

Spadging

To spadge one off; spadging one off.

To aggressively masturbate.

"He just spends all day spadging one off".

"He just spends all day spadging one off".

by Sauce_Monkey October 2, 2020

shralding

Verb: Describing a man who is short AND balding.

I didn’t go out with him again, he wasn’t funny and he was shralding.

by JamesFloyd August 11, 2021

sparkling baby

An American girl name who is dream come true in reality kind of personality. Absolutely gorgeous vixen, a bit of rebel and badass. All rounder and glamours.all eyes are on her when she walks into a room. The women of your dreams blessed with beauty, love, understanding and fashion. Has the ability to turn a boring group to the craziest. Best friend who knows the meaning of revenge without harming. Trustworthy and always by your side in need. In one word package of amazement

I wish, i could be sparkling baby for once in my life

by Names.love November 24, 2021

sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

by Sparkling Milk June 2, 2022

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022