Spockcest

A term describing sexual congress between Spock and Spock Prime, the two versions of Spock as defined by the latest Star Trek film.

After seeing Star Trek, I immediately sat down and wrote some Spockcest fanfiction.

by Mr. Mercutio May 15, 2009

Smolka's Law

Corollary to Parkinson's Law, where ‘WORK EXPANDS SO AS TO FILL THE TIME AVAILABLE FOR ITS COMPLETION’ but how demand will always expand to meet supply.

Examples of Smolka's Law include but are not limited to: the amount of junk you possess depends on the amount of storage space you have, the number of cars on the road depends on how many roads there are and cheaper, new energy sources to overpopulation.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

brown spokes

Slang used to describe someones anus opening.

She cringed when i tried to stick it in her brown spokes.

by EJ Krueger August 24, 2006

Spokompton

Largest city on the east side of Washington state, formally known as "Spokane." This stagnant city refuses to grow up, as can be immediately seen by surveying its "downtown", the city's overall continuing lack of progress and its inhabitants, be they mullet bearing white trash, their counterpart wiggers from around the way or the "Coog" fans from the nearby "city" of Pullman, where the nearest state college was wisely located in the middle of grain fields, nowhere near the "City" of Spokane.

I recently had to spend a week in Spokompton, by the third day I thought I was going to slit my throat. I haven't had to go back there for years, amazingly - nothing has changed. Still nothing to do - I got some burgers from Dicks, I saw a Coog fan get into a fight with a wigger, and then got challenged to a street race by some dude in a mullet driving an Iroc Z28. I've set my new time limit in Loserville at 3 days maximum.

by sonnys November 5, 2006

bike spokes

The way a female's asshole looks whe she spreads her butt cheeks.

Dude, all you gotta do is bend her over, stick your cock in, and bust those bike spokes!

by Snuman January 28, 2007

choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.

YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!

by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004

Spocker

v. To put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout 'Live long and prosper.' Based on the traditional split fingered Vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.

That little Star Trek bitch, her ass so loose one finger won't do, so I gave her the Spocker.

by Jay Mc January 18, 2008