Splenda

Americas LEAST favorite sweetener

Dang man this Splenda really sucks.

by therealmasteroogway July 1, 2022

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Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

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Betta Splendens

A very well-known and common fish little kids and Karens keep in 1 litre wine bottles.

Karen: I've been taking care of Betta Splendens for 32 years and I can confidently tell you that they do ABSOLUTELY fine inside flower pots and Starbucks coffee cups.

Fishkeeper: no.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

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A syndrome, in which a person is often attracted to people in content from previous generations (e.g 1980s films) and obviously realise that now that person is old enough to be their mother/father or maybe even their grandmother/grandfather

Wow! That woman is quite attractive. Oh wait, that was her in 1963. She now lives in a care home and craps herself every 2 minutes. Guess I have a grade A case of Cougarlicious-splendicious

by CaptainAjamier January 30, 2021

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