sloppy joes

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

sloppy fish

A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.

Mikey Nitrous brought a tank to the bachelor party and 3 dudes pulled a sloppy fish.

by toolguru January 29, 2008

sloppy wet kiss

Two tongues colliding in a passionate kiss, it actually feels like heaven meets earth

Heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss

by Zoya lee May 13, 2018

sloppy cronkite

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):

Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."

We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?

by AZ_Squeegee February 1, 2007

Sloppy Sandbox

To chew a mouthful of crackers - preferably crispy ones, such as Triscuits - spit them into a woman's vagina and then eat her out.

Bob was so stoned he forgot he was eating crackers when he started to pleasure his wife, and accidentally gave her a Sloppy Sandbox.

by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

Sloppy Donkey

The finest establishment with a liquor license in Central Ohio. An oasis of drunkness in a barren wilderness of sobriety.

Jay was loko schiavo christo brochachoed at Sloppy Donkey three days last week.

by jose6969696969 January 14, 2011