by Poobysoy January 25, 2022
Get the Poopy splat mug.by Luke January 6, 2005
Get the krr splat mug.When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.
Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.
Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.
Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.
by Jahmsay August 18, 2024
Get the Gelatinous Splat mug.The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
Get the Glack, Slap and Splat mug.Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina
by Mustgav July 26, 2025
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