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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing
Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
by LucaCEO August 8, 2017
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Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT
by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021
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Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks
It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.
by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017
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splat

"pop out that splat with that draco"

Ace Youngeen
by RNO Gang Bitch April 21, 2019
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Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.
I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.
by Truthgenie November 24, 2021
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