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Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
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Soviet's Pie

A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.
Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Soviet Union

HIGH ON VODKA PUTIN RIDING A BEAR
by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018
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Soviet Union

The Soviet Union, or referred to as the USSR (United Soviet Socialist Republics) is a communist army that included 15 countries including Russia, Belarus and more. Their main language was Russian. They started in 1922 and ended in 1991. Their first leader was Vladimir Lenin.
СОВЕТСКЙ АРМИА!!!!!!!! (SOVIET UNION!!!!!!!!)
by SovietGopnik September 6, 2019
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death to the soviets

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Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.
Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.
by emikcw850 December 13, 2017
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soviet pigeon

Putin, Stalin, and Kim Jong Un's leader.
jim: Stalin is a proud worshiper of the soviet pigeon
by myfriendputin December 13, 2017
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