Somfas

An acronym that was expanded on during a conversation by a small group of friends in the mid 80s in Spring Valley CALIFORNIA. It was derived from many sayings, quotes, and jokes. "what did the girl say to pinocchio when he she sat on his face- LIE TO ME LIE TO ME"...."mustache rides 50 cents"...."as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"...."S.O.M.F.- Sit On My Face". In the conversation of retelling those jokes and acronyms I added "and spin" and the Acronym "S.O.M.F.A.S.- Sit On My Face And Spin" was born. it was later used as the name and prefix to names of my World of Warcraft characters in November of 2011 and beyond. I kept it a secret except for a few friends since it wasn't anywhere on the internet, until now. The name Somfas (as a world of warcraft character name) has been recognized on forums and in game as a Twink, albeit a scrub, since 2011 and is still known and associated with many aspects of the game in good ways and bad, depending on who you ask.

Somfas faster
Somfas till I can't breathe

by Somfas October 23, 2017

Somalian Raqaki

The act of going on a pirate ship then fucking a girl in the ass and as you cum sink the pirate ship.

Me and Riley did a Somalian Raqaki and it was the best experience of my life.

by BurntNoodleWeeabooGuy October 26, 2017

somolian wildfire

When you do a line of cocaine off of a hotdog and then eat the hotdog.

Paul: Hey John are u ready to go rage?
John: Yea but I’m starving
Paul: Well rip u a somolian wildfire, we’re gona be late

by Nutbuzter February 2, 2019

somalien

A word used to described the people who are allegedly from a country called “Somalia”. However the country does not exist and those claiming to be from there are actually Martian aliens with typically massive foreheads , hence why they are called somaliens

How long do you think till the somaliens mind control us from their banana and rice cafes all while us humans sit helplessly.

by El papito March 11, 2019

Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker

Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking

by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019

Sombl

You are telling the truth and nothing but the truth. It’s an oath

I sombl that i didn’t eat your cookie

by Super_lightsaber_8644 May 26, 2019

Somaliphobia

Having a dislike or fear of Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis

he exhibited Somaliphobia

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019