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soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.
You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!
by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008
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soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.
Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.
by Zombalatron December 16, 2017
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Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.
I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.
by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010
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Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.
Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.
by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016
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Soggy Quack

When you're having a shower and you feel a fart coming that you know is going to sound like a duck, you turn around so the water is running down your ass so the resulting fart sounds like a soggy quack.
Dude, I just let rip a total soggy quack in the shower
by Manxita October 30, 2019
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Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.
I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.
by soggynapkin April 4, 2011
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Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.
Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...
by Slugsoap May 7, 2014
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