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Nicholas

Nicholas is a real cynical bastard. His sense of humour is rather dark, and he isn't worried about how people feel after he makes a joke. He will also have very good grammar and will get angry when he sees the apostrophe being misused.
"Hey Nicholas!"
"Hello you cock munching dickhead!"
by Ooggieloves March 17, 2019
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Nicholas

A skinny lanky long necked b*tch that desvenes no love whatsoever, and is overall VERY immature.
Don’t date Nicholas’s.
“Wow that dude Nicholas is so childish and he’s in 10th grade..ew.”
by DaTruth_666 July 12, 2023
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Nicholas

Nick (noun) Nick-y poo. He's incredible and lovable and the sweetest guy around. He'll make you smile till your cheacks hurt. He's a sassy lil bitch but you can't not love him. He loves the use of the n word. He's incredible and perfect and trust me. You can't get enough of him.
by Alexasssss July 7, 2016
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Nicholas

A sexy dude. Very tall. Total asshole but loved by his friends. Supportive as fuck. Jokes around a lot. Programmer and gamer!!!
Hailey: Damn, Nicholas is sexy. I'd never to talk to him though.

Alicia: Do whatever girly, go for it.

Nick: Damn right I'm sexy bitch. I'm fucking amazing.
by ThatOneGirlFromChem March 5, 2017
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Nicholas

1. A guy who is very kind and giving

2. Someone who is addicted to Rubik's Cubes
1. Nicholas is good
2. Nicholas, put down the cubes!
by Nichtionary March 15, 2019
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Nicholas Jerry Jonas

extreamly, amazingly hot!! makes u want to rip your clothes off.
The one most fans LOVE, and want to carry his child.
fan 1-" OMj did u hear Nicholas Jerry Jonas wears a Purity ring?"
fan 2-"Yea!! i heard thank god, this way i would know that he will be fresh out of the bag when we get married."
by Yeshey Choden January 28, 2009
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scholasticitis

A seemingly harmless disease, vivified by ones entrance into an institution of higher education, resulting in assholism, severe cases of jerkherria and the rare but horrid instances of nausea imposed on others. Most common symptoms include a desperate urge for attention and a pathetic need to prove oneself to others. Causes behind the disease have eluded researchers for decades, since many of them suffer from severe cases of scholasticitis themselves. Although speculations suggest an increase in one's production of self-assumed intelligence might be the cause behind this ruthless disease.

Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:
1. Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.
2. Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that he/she/it will then proceed to define themselves.
3. Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.
That is one pretentious jerk, perhaps he suffers from scholasticitis.

Scholasticitis has ruined my friendships. (Proclaimed by a reformed victim of a prior case of scholasticitis)
by Richard Dick Smithsonian III November 13, 2010
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