snackson

Is a boy who delivers snacks. May also go by the name of Jackson. I. E, someone who delivers snacks at movie nights.

Example:
Alex : did snackson give you snacks?

Claudia: yea, only the best.

by Vegemiteandcheesy February 28, 2020

Snarking

Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure

My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.

by Oreosmom March 27, 2020

Snacksimum

A mathematically unobtainable asymptotic value equaling the maximum amount of snacks devourable in a particular point in time. If quantity of snacks are plotted on the Y snaxsis and time is plotted on the X snaxsis as more snacks are consumed the plotted values approach infinitely closer to the snacksimum but never meet nor cross the snacksimum which is an asymptote and infinite value. Hence you can never eat too many snacks nor can you have enough snacks.

Guy 1 "Dude with all this mexican food I am approaching the snacksimum"

Guy 2: "it's mathematically impossible, eat this gordita you weak ass bitch"

Guy 1: " you are right give me three"

by Trainofpainx1000 July 4, 2021

Sharks and minnows

One child is the shark and stands in the middle of the yard. The other kids are the minnows and line up at one end of the yard. The object is for the minnows to get from one end of the yard to the other without being caught, aka tagged, by the shark. If tagged, then the minnow also becomes a shark.

Bob: Let’s play sharks and minnows

The children in his basement: Yeah

Bob: I’ll be the shark

Kids in the basement: ok

by Your bob August 30, 2022

Dubi Snacks

Pilipino Eggrolls, which are called LUMPIA, made with a special meat recipe that is spicy and mouthwatering with various herbs and spices. It is made by a gun forum member in the Northwest, by the name of PRDUBI who is part Filipino. He didn't like the traditional way of making egg rolls that is full of lettuce and cabbage so he decided to make an Americanized version filled with lots of protein, spice,and herbs. He wanted to create it as a main dish instead of as an appetizer but it is working both ways. He sells a bag of eggrolls for 15-20 dollars and it contains 20 delicious eggrolls that a customer can fry in any oil. Dubi's motto for cooking it is "GOLDEN BROWN ALL AROUND!"

I've been waiting and waiting for ages for another batch of Dubi Snacks.

I had a whole bag of Dubi Snacks and I began to see the colors change in the room!

by PRDUBI July 26, 2009

road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.

After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.

by dgw1701 May 28, 2011

de-snark

The act of reviewing and editing a message to a work colleague to remove all traces of the blistering contempt you feel for them.

"Hold on, give me ten minutes. I just need to de-snark this email."

by thebusinessasshole May 1, 2013