Smaddle

To get high, (typically off of marijuana)

Mark: Let’s go get smaddled, dude!
Barry: I don’t have any smaddle, sorry.

by Xanchovy August 24, 2020

saddle dust

A drug made by taking ketamine(a liquid horse tranquilizer) and putting it into a low heat oven to solidify it

Jake: “aye man, Steve has some of that Neigh Neigh saddle dust you want some”

Kyle: “nah man, the last time I had that it I felt like I had cerebral palsy”

by Dirty Steve November 3, 2020

Mud Saddle

When you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle

" I wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but I missed and left a fresh mus saddle"

by mama lucien March 26, 2005

Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

by B. Wow, B. Wowed May 13, 2011

Birmingham Saddleshank

The endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with willy unsheathed to insert said willy into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal dicklashing).

‘Deftly, Turpin lowered himself to Black Bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. With one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending Birmingham Saddleshank.
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth

by 535 October 9, 2012

Steaming Saddle

When a girl poos on a guy's back and then rides him naked.

Bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.

by WarmedProduct February 4, 2017

Cum Saddle

The state of which a male has ejaculated whilst his girlfriend is in the cowgirl position and it forms a viscous pool between his sides and her thighs.

"I rode him so hard he had a cum saddle by the end of it, it wasn't my first rodeo"

by junebuggg April 24, 2020