watermelon smuggler

A Female with rather large breasts.

Yo dude.. Look at that watermelon smuggler

by MillchenzaParlletta December 9, 2007

Salami Smuggler

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".

"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler

by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009

Smuggler

An unfaithful man who has other kids during the relationship without his girlfriend or wife knowing. The man becomes a smuggler after his girlfriend or wife find out he was cheating and has other kids.

After finding out he cheated on you: "So you're telling me, NOT only did you cheat on me, but you have another kid with another woman? We've been together for 8 years and your daughter just turned 6? How did you SMUGGLE your kid into this relationship?? YOURE SUCH A SMUGGLER!!!"

by MissT120 October 22, 2012

dildo smuggler

1. a person who smuggles dildos for a living.
2.a similer to a dick tree or cunt tree
3.An asshole

what a dildo smuggler

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008

Smugly

To be so ugly, it needs a new word in order for it to be defined. It literally means SO-Motherfucking ugly.

That bitch is so smugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole!

by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

twat smuggler

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.

You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.

by A to the Z February 3, 2008