Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.
ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.
by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010
mugGet the Smooth Crotchmug.

smooth jerk

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow
by samkon gado September 29, 2007
mugGet the smooth jerkmug.

Sashimi Smooth

A term used describe the smooth, sexy, hairless physique of the typical asian male. Sashimi-smooth was first published in the now controversial article "Gay or Asian?" in Details Magazine, April 2004.

It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.

This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.

Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.
1. Oh wow, that guy is so hot! If only he were sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
by Shaun T August 21, 2006
mugGet the Sashimi Smoothmug.

Tomko Smooth

To be excessivly smooth with the ladies. A surprisingly sexy individual.
That CSF party sucked but he was still Tomko smooth.
by velocarapperstyle December 9, 2008
mugGet the Tomko Smoothmug.

Smoothed Together

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013
mugGet the Smoothed Togethermug.

smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring
This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.
by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006
mugGet the smooth eternitymug.

smooth reentry

1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.

2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!

Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.
by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013
mugGet the smooth reentrymug.

Share this definition