Both-Sidesing

An approach to news reporting in which factual and empirical information is placed on equal ground to conspiracy theories and misinformation attempting to refute them. Often endorsed by legacy media organizations to farm clicks and comments with the often absurd nature of the both-sidesing taking place.

I'm done watching/listening to that news network. They keep both-sidesing their reporting on crimes against humanity and frankly I'm sick of it.

by Soupalphabet July 8, 2023

Playing all sides

Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.

He/she was playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020

Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

by spahT May 19, 2023

slidesmanship

A players ability to effectively power slide while playing Mario Kart.

I lost that race due to sub par slidesmanship, I just can't get a groove today... Look at that sweet sweet slidesmanship on Yoshi's Circut.

by Shaddy Safadi April 24, 2006

slides

breakdancing A set of poping or locking manuvers in which a person moves around a space without lifting up their feet. Usually mimics robotic movement. Popularized by Michael Jackson's "Moon Walk," however there are many contemporary variations.

Johhny's slides were ill; it looked like he was standing still and the room moved around him.

by Brian Williams February 5, 2005

short term smiles

When your days are filled with grey clouds, and the occasional glimpse of sunshine.

Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.

^short term smiles...

by the daydreamer February 1, 2014

Sideslip

A leisurely form of sexual penetration in which the male is lying on his side behind the female, and inserts from up and under. Best enjoyed in the morning hours, when the girl is not yet awake enough to object to this impersonal form of coitus, one that becomes very personal by its grand finale.

n. the sideslip, I gave her the sideslip
v. to sideslip, sideslippin on 4, 4s, she got sideslipped last night

Ronald: "Hey Billy, what'd you do with Sally after the bar?"
Billy: "Well Ronald, we went back to my place and I eskimo'd her down the stairs. But then this morning, once I put my pocket-t back on, I gave that bitch the sideslip. She met the business end of my d!$%"

by Professor JLB April 1, 2008