Slow Wit

Someone whose thought process is unnaturally slow, although the person is capable thinking faster.

I can't believe the drivers on the road. I was stopped behind someone who couldn't figure out the light had turned green, until it turned red again. Freakin' Slow Wit!!!

by Opinion Jockey January 21, 2009

slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

slow creep

When trying to get the attention of the opposite sex while exhibiting no interest at all. Putting forth no effort - not even a glance.

"Vickle noticed a girl who interested him. He stood by the bar sipping his beer waiting for her to approach..."

He is using the slow creep method to get the girl.

by biblicone June 29, 2007

Slow Roastin

Alternative to Postin but somewhere hot as in a tanning booth or something of this sort a school with no air conditioning

Dylan Longmuirs Facebook status is Slow Roastin Pluckin the chicken feel me he must still be in school

by SnoopDodizzle January 16, 2011

Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 21, 2011

The Slow Blink

A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.

Jenna Marbles is the master of the slow blink.

by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014

slow blinker

A person who is not intelligent

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

by Ralphie Parker May 29, 2015