Slow Swimmer

Someone who is not very smart- as in he was the product of one of the slow swimming sperm.

He doesn't understand, he was a slow swimmer or he is a slow swimmer.

by DetroitVince January 10, 2014

slow chat

verb. to chat slowly until the other party (or parties) involved loses interest in chatting.

I'm slow chatting this girl so she'll finally realize that i'm not interested in her.

by cool-squid April 24, 2007

slow news day virus

A simple and minor issue that is blown way out of porportion by the media when there is nothing else to report. The public becomes deathly worried about something that is no more dangerous than the common flu.

ie. SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Killer Bees, etc.

Person A: "Did you hear about the SARS epidemic?"
Person B: "Epidemic? It's killed less people than the flu. Its nothing more than slow news day virus."

by UnquenchableFire October 10, 2006

Slow Internet Connection

Any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.

5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.

by Faatemalea November 9, 2010

Slow blow

A methodical and extremely pleasurable slow blowjob. Always worth it no matter what the cost.

(From an episode of Blue Mountain State.)

She's crazy and beats me when she's drunk but I got a slow blow so it was worth it.

by Lesgomes November 14, 2010

slow down and smell the roses

this means stop stressing out, overthinking, or complaining. put your troubles in perspective and try to enjoy the short time you have on earth.

A - "oh my god we're going to have to walk all the way back to the bar cause i left my car keys there"
B - "slow down and smell the roses"
A - "wow this is nice scenery. it's a nice night, i like walking, and we're not really in a rush."

by fckdapopo October 5, 2009

slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007