same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.
Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw
by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009
" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"
by Wearytaco January 10, 2019
When trying to get the attention of the opposite sex while exhibiting no interest at all. Putting forth no effort - not even a glance.
"Vickle noticed a girl who interested him. He stood by the bar sipping his beer waiting for her to approach..."
He is using the slow creep method to get the girl.
He is using the slow creep method to get the girl.
by biblicone June 06, 2007
A term given to someone who is not diagnosed with any mental illness, yet shows signs of very severe slow thinking.
by Kungs1202 February 03, 2022
by HepatitisSean43 November 16, 2016
it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.
by mrtuggles July 03, 2013
A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.
by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014