When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
Get the Sloppy Caterpillar mug.The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
by passion partier April 19, 2009
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Get the sloppy italian mug.by Hellcules January 23, 2023
Get the Sloppy Chad mug.Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.
by RainbowAustin November 8, 2021
Get the Sloppy Stock mug.A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009
Get the [Sloppy Conrad] mug.A gay man who enjoys having multiple immediately consecutive partners have intercourse with his buttocks.
by goblin99 September 13, 2013
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