Skitchy

Feeling out of sync with the world and.or reality. Out of sorts

I always feel a bit skitchy on Mondays.

by midiwall January 26, 2009

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

SHITCHYEAH

1. Emphatic expression of happiness, excitement, and/or affirmation. 2. Alternative version of "Fuckin' A!" 3. Nokmin of Adonai's personal catchphrase - emphasis on the ssshhhhhhhhhh sound at the beginning of the word.

1. "Dude! We passed the D/R test!"
"SHITCHYEAH!"

2. "Did you really bang that skank?"
"SHITCHYEAH!"

by Nokmin of Adonai September 20, 2006

snitch

A person who feels the need to rat others out in order to save their own skin. They are liars and tend to start conflicts between people and groups.

A snitch is the lowest form of life

by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007

Catch the Snitch

Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"

1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers

Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.

Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.

"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.

Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004

snitch flake

informant with a flaky personality. sometimes referred to as "fish 'n' snitch"

man kieran not only flaked out on me last night, he informed everyone who knows me about my spacedock habit.

what a snitch flake

by elephantkillsdiscountfastlane March 11, 2009

slithered

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc

Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.

by andrew May 21, 2004