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Sleights

Lenny: Hey James, you want to go bar hopping at 8pm today?

James: Sleights, I’m down!
by TiXz December 12, 2018
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Sleights

James: Yo John, you want to go bar hopping at 8pm today?
John: Sleights bro, lets get fucked up!
by TiXz December 12, 2018
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Mexican Sleighride

A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.
“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”

“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”

Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
by BlackboyT September 30, 2011
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Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride

Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
by MeatBeater69 December 17, 2017
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Nantucket Sleigh Ride

When you're on a sled hitting yo girl from behind and you slip it in the wrong hole and she try to pull out but you hold on and she pull you like you're on a dog sled
My girl gave me a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night unexpectedly when I accidentally slipped ma dick in her fart box
by DeeMacintosh April 22, 2015
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San Francisco Sleigh Ride

There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.
by Cocktaur The Terrible April 25, 2009
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