Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

by B. Wow, B. Wowed May 13, 2011

Birmingham Saddleshank

The endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with willy unsheathed to insert said willy into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal dicklashing).

‘Deftly, Turpin lowered himself to Black Bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. With one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending Birmingham Saddleshank.
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth

by 535 October 9, 2012

Steaming Saddle

When a girl poos on a guy's back and then rides him naked.

Bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.

by WarmedProduct February 4, 2017

Cum Saddle

The state of which a male has ejaculated whilst his girlfriend is in the cowgirl position and it forms a viscous pool between his sides and her thighs.

"I rode him so hard he had a cum saddle by the end of it, it wasn't my first rodeo"

by junebuggg April 24, 2020

The Tennessee Saddle

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.

Girl1 :Man I got Tennessee saddled,When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping, last night by my tinder hookup."
Girl 2: oh how nice of you to be his saddle
Girl 1: I l love being a good seat to ride

Dude 1: Dude I Tennessee Saddled my bitch and road off into the sunset.
Dude 2: Nice dude you totally saddled her.
Dude 1: Thanks bro I just totally the Tennessee Saddle

by manu08 May 6, 2021

saddle creek

Label with bands great indie/emo bands. www.saddle-creek.com They have Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, Azure Ray, Son Ambulance, and all kind of good stuff. Cursive and the faint, too.

by withheld September 27, 2003

saddler

someone from walsall, the borough is known as the "saddlers county",the town is famous for making english horse saddles, charles dickens once decribed the town as
"the town of a hundred trades".

bill: i'm proud to be a saddler
jimmy: a yop gooin t'watch wer'sall play tonight
bill: arr, up the saddlers!!!!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005