Seepage

A term used by auto mechanics to describe oil leaks that aren't that bad, but will be soon.

"Hey Xavier, is that oil pan bad?"

"Naw man, it's just got some seepage"

by Bullshitee November 28, 2012

sheep

A mammal that is part of a massive worldwide conspiracy to take over the world. Slowly increasing their influence in the media and using seagulls as messengers, the sheep have begun an international network of spies and villians that will soon tunnel through the entire planet. The well known stupidity of sheep is in fact a method of misleading any who are aware of the conspiracy.

"that new overlord of the planet sure is ugly"
"that's because he's a sheep"

by pinkerton April 10, 2005

SHEEP CANDY

Any item or object used to lure a sheep into a sexual encounter, ie closer to the fence.

I' m goin out to the pasture to tend to the newbie. I dont know she looks a lil skidish I might want to bring the sheep candy and my loose boots.

by STEEL TOE BOMBER August 23, 2009

sheep hole

A person who is being fucked or manipulated unknowingly despite their sensing that something is wrong.

An extension to the word "sheeple" ("sheep" plus "people"): Those who follow trends blindly, or those who follow their shepherd and flock mindlessly. But in the case of "sheep hole" they follow blindly despite getting fucked.

I accept that the people at this firm are sheeple, but Marie's team in particular turned out to be real sheep holes.

by Levi Sawyer May 30, 2011

Sheep's Trenchcoat

Mafia terminology that refers to wacking a guy. No, not like the sexual term, we mean killing a guy.

Anthony: Aye Eddie, ya give Herman his sheep's trenchcoat?
Eddie: Yes, the finest in town, but in a killing way because I killed him real good.
Anthony's Wife: Anthony are you out handing out sheep's trenchcoats again?
Anthony: Yes wife that I have.
Wife: Well done husband of mine I love you by the way.

by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022

Hot Seeper

A hot seeper is a really hot fart that comes out of the bum hole, usually following a microwavable dinner. Hot Seepers have the highest concentration of sulfur which promotes ridiculous reekage, and sometimes leaves brown fartstink-remnants in the underwears.

Oh man I was sitting at my cubicle after I polished off some instant spaghetti bolognaise and let a reeking hot seeper go under my desk. I definitely should have worn the black undies today.

by Langebone June 8, 2009

sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat

the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.

by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009