oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 30, 2008

O.J. Simpsoned

To stab or cut a person with a knife.

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.

by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009

Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

ashlee simpson

The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.

Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.

by Angelacia May 14, 2007

an Oj Simpson

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime

"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

marge simpson

the TV mom whose hair is large.

"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

Ashley Simpson

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.

This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.

by quagblar March 7, 2007