top shelf

When someone scores a goal in hockey and puts in the top of net, it goes "top shelf". See also: top cookie

HOLY MAKINAW! He put that top shelf, right next to where mama keeps the peanut butter!

by Gilmour93 April 10, 2009

Fuck Your Shelf

The act of telling people off that consistently misspell words in their statuses and in other aspects of life. The "your" can be substituted with "them" when the action is towards someone else or to "my" when regarding yourself (or your shelf). The "shelf" is supposed to "self" in proper English. Can also be used as FMS, FYS or FTS as abbreviations.

For the fact that you always misspell on Facebook, you can go fuck your shelf!

Why is this day dragging on? FMS

I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.

by FMS Man October 4, 2011

Shelf confidence

Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.

Lebron James has a tremendous amount of shelf confidence.

by el bandito45 July 10, 2010

THOT-BRL-SHOLB

1. The Honorable Orwellian Totalitarian-Blackfoot Redneck leprechaun- spirited Holy Okie Lord Bud

2. The only dead white slave owner domiciled in Heavener Oklahoma.

3. Owner of the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation.

4. A Blackfoot Redneck Leprechaun stuck between a THOT and a SHOLB

He is THOT-BRL-SHOLB the "Spirited Holy Okie Lord Bud."

by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022

top shelf

The best of the best. Usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. The best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it.

This Don P. is top shelf.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

top shelf

When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.

That guy wouldn't give me a beer at the party at his house last night, so I gave him a top shelf.

by Durendal April 18, 2004

ass shelf

Part of a woman's body just below the small of the back that curves out to form the top of her ass.

I ran my hand down her back and rested it upon her large ass shelf.

by kahner April 30, 2005