C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.

Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.

by Baby C-shock May 8, 2004

male shocker

the reverse female shocker - one in the dink and two in the stink (the pinky finger goes in the penis hole and the index and the middle finger penetrate the anus)

Danny was acting up at work so Rich hit him with a male shocker to smarten him up.

by Justin Beaver August 16, 2009

texas shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink!

I'm gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.

by stinkypinky86 July 4, 2009

The Shocker

"Two in the pink, One in the stink." Inserting your index and middle fingers into the vagina, while inserting the pinky into the anus.

Beth got The Shocker! or Beth just got Shocked!

by Shocktown Gangsta June 6, 2004

the shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink
In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

eye socket

the hole in a face that eyes are typically found in. At times, there can be novelty products such as collector's items or pocket lint in replacement of this so called "eye." But, I digress.

the holes placed evenly on either side of a face (if you're lucky) and separated by a nose.

"Omg, Timmy, what's that thing your eye socket?" -pokes with sharp twig.-

"That WAS my eye, you bastard!" -profusely bleeding out of eye socket.-

"Hey, I don't have a place to put my Gundam Model...oh, wait.. -puts in eye socket.- GENIUS!!"

by themagicalrandom May 7, 2010

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007