shaize

a person who is incredibly pretty and funny but uses their good looks to be sarcastic and bitchy. Often speaks in a montone voice.

that girl looks nice but really she could be a shaize

by NikaLiane October 27, 2010

fo' shnizzle ma nizzle!

I made this word up so all you punk behatches be quiet!

McDonalds worker: Do you want a milkshake with that?
Me: Fo' shnizzle ma nizzle!
McDonalds worker: I'm sorry for even asking you that! Have it for nothing!

by Christina Aguilera's boyfriend January 1, 2004

shnikeys

a replacement word for the 'S' word. Usually used when a teen is talking and notices that his/her parent is in the room.

bob- yo did you hear Jane is going out with John?
jim- holy (notices mom next to him) shnikeys John never told me that!

by habeb December 24, 2008

shnikes

Fake/imitation Nike brand sneakers purchased off the internet.

I showed my friend these brand new Nike's I bought on Ebay and he said "Dude are you stupid-did you really pay money for these? They aren't Nikes, they're Shnikes"

by ILoveShnikes October 22, 2008

Shnizzle

A word used to say something when something goes bad

a car is about to hit you "Oh shnizzle!"

by Macklin Fitch August 27, 2004

bitch shnitzel

although shnitzel is a type of food, normally turkey breast fried in a batter, when placed with bitch it is an affectionate term for a lady-friend, preferably not one who's easily offended

'hey there, my little bitch shnitzel'

by meellaah July 12, 2009

ein shizen

A German slang for pooping on someone or on their chest.

I'm gonna give you an ein shizen.

by Farmer Ted the 2nd September 1, 2009