Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016

shitstain

A really fucking stupid person you can't rely to do anything on.

A spot where your child or pet decided it would be a good idea to take a shit, thus leaving a shitstain.

''You shitstain, you can't do anything!''

''I need you to clean that shitstain our dog left.''

by Namaste_Bitches February 16, 2017

shitsatanic

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.

shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 22, 2018

shitlittle

shitlittle- a shitty person , place , or thing . it can literally be shitty , or figuratively shitty .

“Look at that shitlittle with the shitlittle dicc !”

by amourellaaa May 9, 2018

Shitnit

Shitnit- meaning a combination of {shit I did it, messed up, screwed up, Oh shit.

Shitnit I really dropped the ball on that. Oh shitnit that sucks. Well shitnit

by Crazygraycat January 14, 2019

Shitstickle

A frozen piece of shit that is used later as a cool refreshment

Oh that’s a yum shitstickle you have there

by STicklest February 14, 2019

Shitbit

Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.

Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.

by Stoney69 March 6, 2019