shithand

To have shit on one's hand.

Hey Adam, what's wrong? I have shithand...this filthy whore just shit on my hand.

by Kyle357 October 9, 2006

SHTHANKS

shhh, thanks. be quiet. go away. shutup. no one likes you.

person 1: omggg im gunna get my nails done and then do my hair and then omgg go out to dinner and then i cant stand this heat its sooo baddd blahh balhh etc.

person 2: SHTHANKS!

by Roger Weedingfelt June 10, 2008

Shitcan

the act of taking a dump in the nearest can

i had to shit so bad i did in that tin can. It was my shitcan

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014

shitbanger

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.

You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.

by michael October 27, 2003

shitankeled

adj.
Pronounced: shit-tank-el-ed
the act of being completely shitfaced and tanked at the same time; anailated

I was sooo shitankeled on friday night... we had malibu, hpyno, and mikes.

by g and fitz July 23, 2006

Shitwank

Both a really bad mastubatory experience or a term of reference, affectionate or otherwise towards an individual.

i.e. there was good porn but just as I was about to jizz, some gay popup appeared and spoilt it.

i.e. "hey you, shitwank! Keep the fucking noise down and tell your bro I said he was a tossfuck!"

by HimJip March 17, 2011

shitwank

See: Neocubed.com

neocubed is a real shitwank

by Dark Thunder June 28, 2004