shaking margaritas

the act of masturbation of the male genital region by a female (or male)

Ali was caught shaking margaritas with her boyfriend Patrick.

by funnywordgurl May 1, 2010

savin sauce

When you dont jack off because you want to save up as much semen as possible.

Tina: hey do you want me to give you a hand job?
Johnny: nah, im savin sauce right now. maybe next week.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021

File saving OCD

When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.

A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD

by wangjiahua December 11, 2011

Just shaking my head

Jsmh

Just shaking my head

by Angwoo October 28, 2018

Daylight Savings

Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.

as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.

by brown 25 November 4, 2019

bais shaindel

A fucked up school who ruins people. Beat the hell out of their students and then wonders why nobody likes them. Kicks out any student who they think might have ever been on social media! Ultra yeshivish and expects every student to marry a learning guy and live on teeny budget. In Bais Shaindel?! Get out fast! Going there? Don't say I didn't warn you!

You got to Bais Shaindel? May the Lord protect you!

I got kicked out of school because I went to Bais Shaindel.

by Live a little December 18, 2021