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sham shit

A shit taken at work, to get out of actually doing any work.
Ah damnit, Joe's off takin' another sham shit when we need to be unloading this truck.
by Michael\\ April 26, 2003
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sham wow

1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome
1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.
by joeyg731 February 24, 2010
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damn sham

A damn shame, but also a rip off. A scam. A set up.
That boy asked if he could borrow $5, from me when he doesn't have a job to pay it back. It would be a damn sham to put my money in his hands.
by Ramal March 29, 2015
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Sham-blue

Feeling so self conscious and depressed about it that you feel like a whale swimming in a sea of sadness
Hannah: I'm so sad. I don't want to move.

Jolene: Don't be sham-blue. You are so loved.
by Quku June 28, 2019
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Shamming up

Chopping ham quickly and effectively. Cutting salami with a large knife very fast, almost like a karate chop.
Not to be confused with shamming Shamming up is chopping ham. If you had a large sausage of salami, you'd cut it quickly, which is called shamming
by Frog Plums November 11, 2011
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shim sham

a term for sexual intercourse, usually phrased as an indirect noun
I gave her the shim sham last night and she loved it!
by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010
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Sham [chav]

A term largely used in the Rep. of Ireland to refer to a young member of the working class.
"Sham" is the Irish term for the British term "chav".
A sham is characterised by attire such as tracksuits (the whiter the better), baseball caps on very back of head, hooded jumpers (with hood worn on head), tops with horizontal stripes, Ben Sherman & Burberry articles, tight haircuts, plenty of big jewellery (especially gold), excessive rings on fingers, tatoos on hands, lack of intelligence, unemployment, incomprehendable accents, drug/alcohol abuse, antisocial behaviour, casual violence, incest, rape, petty theft and general crime.
"Sham / Chav culture" is growing quickly in the UK / IRL.
Term used by shams to refer to one another, similar to the way the token young black male calls others "nigga".
Basically the scum of the scum.
"Lock your door, chief. There are shams hanging around"
"Man, you look a right sham chav with that cap on your head"
by Arto Del Funko April 11, 2007
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